Eric Idle✓

I had a lovely time with Dave Eggers in San Rafael yesterday. A lovely crowd came out and laughed. Stig came too! Thank you everybody - a wonderful afternoon. I’m now reading Dave’s magnificent new book - Contrapposto.

RT @Descharth: Venezuelanos estão saindo às ruas em números massivos, exigindo democracia de verdade e o fim da exploração estrangeira de suas reservas de petróleo.

RT @GenXChristian60: Arrest this unelected treasonous POS! He must be held accountable!

RT @MrImranPk: 🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump: "I am not a rapist. I have not raped anyone." 🇮🇷 Iran: "He is a child molester, and he launched a war against us to stop the news about Epstein."

RT @landpalestine: Hello ICE, I would like to report an illegal criminal immigrant coming from Brazil without a passport. His name is Flavio Bolsonaro

RT @marlene4719: Listen up you brain dead moron. YOU DID A DOUBLE STRIKE ON A SCHOOL KILLING 168 CHILDREN and not a single word of remorse or compassion. You are never ever going to get a Nobel peace prize.

RT @TrumpsPortfolio: You're telling me the President owns up to $23.1 million of Chevron AND up to $18.4 million of Exxon AND gas is up 40% in a year AND his trades show up weeks after he makes them AND the House voted to ban itself from trading stocks, but the bill doesn't cover him And we're the ones who get banned for posting it.

RT @danbenbow: Donald Trump is the biggest stain on U.S. history since slavery. Clean house, America. #BlueWaveIn7Days

RT @mmpadellan: Holy crap, LOOK at these early vote numbers! Voters in Texas are turning out in historic numbers compared to 2022, with the BIGGEST increase coming from Latino voters -- almost 200%! No doubt it's a MASSIVE rejection of ICE's cruelty. Can you say #BlueWaveIn7Days?

RT @Mr_Husky1: Me: I need to cancel my AT&T service. AT&T: May I ask why? Me: I’m moving. AT&T: Where are you moving to? Me: Somewhere else. Why do you need to know? AT&T: It’s required for documentation purposes. It’s part of our cancellation process. Me: Well, it’s not part of MY process. I’m asking you to cancel my service, not help me move. AT&T: I’ll need your new address to proceed. Me: You know what? Forget I said I was moving. I’m not moving anywhere. I simply want to cancel my service. AT&T: Can you provide a reason for cancellation? Me: Absolutely. Please document that AT&T is nosy, intrusive, unnecessarily complicated, and apparently believes canceling a service requires surrendering my future whereabouts. AT&T: … Me: … AT&T: Okay, your service will be cancelled. Me: So you CAN cancel it without knowing where I’m going? AT&T: … WHY DO COMPANIES MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT TO STOP PAYING THEM? 😭 Sometimes you just want to cancel a service without being interrogated like you’re applying for witness protection. I don’t owe a company my life story just because I no longer want to be its customer. 😂

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RT @MojtabaKhamen: BREAKING NEWS :- Once Benjamin Netanyahu loses power, he will be arrested and imprisoned under the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) arrest warrant.

RT @liderfiscal: #URGENTE El centro de Los Ángeles acaba de convertirse en una escena sacada de una película, un dueño de un negocio en LA encerró a agentes de ICE dentro de su edificio durante una redada. Ahora el FBI está en el lugar. El pueblo se cansa de tanta pinche violencia del #ICE #RTMasivo 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

RT @Corederoma121: I want this hat!!!

RT @SilentlySirs: 🇮🇱 NETANYAHU OUT? TEL AVIV IS ALREADY CELEBRATING Polls closed. Tel Aviv erupts in opposition celebrations. Netanyahu's bloc falls short of a majority, according to the polls. The opposition and Arab parties could now hold the balance. The man who claimed they were stealing his election is watching his opponents celebrate. Goodbye, Netanyahu.

RT @_TereFelipe_: Acaba de pasar en la ONU, Bruno se levantó, caminó hasta el representante de Estados Unidos, se le paró delante y le dijo en la cara que mentía sobre Cuba. Así, de frente, sin papelitos ni rodeos ❤️ El representante de Estados Unidos se tuvo que callar la boca ante la intervención de Bruno Y no fue en La Habana, fue en Nueva York, en la casa del imperio más poderoso del planeta, delante de todo el mundo. Vivo orgullosa de la valentía de los diplomáticos cubanos. Toda mi solidaridad con Bruno y con los que, como él, no bajan la cabeza.

RT @mindys4biden: So when Trump claims that 25,000 people are there to see him tonight in Lubbock, it's worth pointing out that the arena only holds 1,395 (551 in the orchestra section and 844 in the upper level). He's holding these deranged hate rallies in very small venues.

RT @landpalestine: BREAKING: Netanyahu far-right coalition is projected to lose parliamentary majority he's going to prison next

I think they could send them all to a lovely island in the middle of the bay in San Francisco which is very secure. I think it’s called Al something….

@EricIdle Can't we redirect them to a nice vacation spot...like Bikini Atoll?

RT @KHowardJohnson: The first time I ever met Eric. It would not be the last. Happy birthday @EricIdle

Rook to Q4.

@justt0besafe @Yossarrian @EricIdle "Look Mother, there's a rook on the brighton to teignmouth line" :)