Greg Fitzsimmons✓

Attell and Oakerson are talking about it. So it's real. My special, "You Know Me," just hit 200K views on YouTube! Make it 200,001. #standupcomedy #youknowme #comedyspecial

My brilliant friend @mariabamfoo has a great new doc! @TheJuddApatow

Please help honor the loving spirit of our friend @BaldBryan - his doc premiers Fri 25 Sep 5:00 PM - Sat 26 Sep 11:00 PM: DaVinci International Film Festival

Live Fitzdog Radio taping w/ @joederosacomedy & @somaddysmith Saturday in Tampa at #JokeworldFestival

Flew to NYC today to attend a funeral in the morning. My suitcase with my suit in it was lost by @Delta. It is literally impossible to get anybody on the phone and I don’t want to go to the funeral in sweatpants. What happened to Delta? Have they given up?

Trying to check in on @BreezeAirways and its impossible. I would fly another way of you can. Or walk. Would be easier

One of my favorite clubs!

Such a good guy. Greg Fitzsimmons | July 24–25 Seen on Conan, The Tonight Show, and The Howard Stern Show. Ticket link in bio. #GregFitzsimmons #PittsburghImprov #PGHComedy #StandUpLive #ComedyWeekend

RT @Keithreza: Tomorrow night come see me open for @GregFitzShow at Mamba Huntington Beach! Get tickets NOW:

Can't wait! Love this room

10 days away! Come see @GregFitzShow at The Mamba in #HuntingtonBeach buy tickets here;

My buddy Tom O’Neill @chaosmansonbook is testifying in front of Congress right now about MK Ultra. Must see

If you live in NYC you know this but if you’re just visiting, a quick heads up: guys in Chinatown do not ever flick the ashes on their cigarettes.

#WorldCup is like gay porn for me. I have tried watching it and respect the athleticism but just can’t get excited.

RT @AdamCarollaShow: See FITZDOG @GregFitzShow this weekend in Boston! @Laugh Boston. Tix

Boston, NH and Maine coming up! @LaughBoston #Fitzdog.com for tix

We have Luis J. Gomez this week on FitzDog. The creator of Skankfest and many, many children he isn't aware of. @luisjgomez

I will be performing at Skankfest X in New Orleans  Nov 13th - 15th, 2026! Badges are on sale Monday, April 20th at 2pm EST at ( @skankfestnyc #SkankfestX

RT @ChildishPod: As Greg gets older, Alison seemingly just got younger. 🎧 #childish #childishpod @gregfitzshow @alisonrosen

In Cali the next 2 weeks! Come say hi! #Bakersfield #Escondido #comedy

RT @JimNorton: A rather unpleasant word association from @GregFitzShow

RT @MRGLiveOfficial: Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, @GregFitzShow has achieved success as a stand-up, Emmy Award winning writer and host. Catch him for 2 shows in Vancouver this September! 🔗: Presale | 4/8 at 10AM PT, code: FUNNY On Sale | 4/10 at 10AM PT

RT @JimNorton: The hilarious @GregFitzShow joins me this week on the podcast