jake

@wormpuller

You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

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    Id set the world ablaze for Meatwad
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    I need to be more hateful and bitter every single day no matter what
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    jake
    RT @kiluhz: Yeah i visited your city. Took a shit right on the sidewalk in the heart of downtown. I put up signs everywhere saying that you did it
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    They should invent a tv show
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    So what if I can’t forget you? I’ll burn your name into my throat I’ll be the fire that’ll catch you @HaleyforMI
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    RT @weedhitter: shoutout to disgraced former Bungie composer marty o'donnell for completely eating fucking shit and losing an election last night. here's hoping you take advantage of nevada's open carry law and "finish the fight" with a beretta M9 while sobbing alone in a Chili's bathroom
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    Bro it’s my favorite song on there too. Does YB have elite ball knowledge ??
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    NBA YoungBoy rapping that verse as if Bad Morning is his favorite song on SK
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    NBA YoungBoy rapping that verse as if Bad Morning is his favorite song on SK
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    You know what thats actually a good question
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    They should invent a podcast thats funny
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    RT @EchoRusher: Guy named John Elton and he’s the straightest dude alive
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    RT @suchasurfriend: i can't decide on a muslim female name for my son
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    Why are you upset I’ve only ever been cruel and insensitive to you
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    (After bumming a cig from some guy outside the bar) In the grand tapestry, no act of grace is ever lost. The light you just offered will find its way back to your path when you need it most
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    Wearing a tuxedo tshirt to small claims court
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    Posts @wormpuller
    I have lost everything
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    RT @chatpileroan: i don’t even know dog
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    Watching porn from a projector pointed at the side of my neighbors house
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    Watching porn from a projector pointed at the side of my neighbors house
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